Maybe this explains my dyslexia...
Of all your stock, this is my absolute favorite.
Have you ever seen the Steve Martin movie "The Jerk"? His character gets rich by inventing a little handle that goes on the bridge of your glasses to make it easier to push them back up on your nose. Later in the movie, he gets sued by all of the people who kept looking at the handle on their glasses and gave themselves crossed eyes. Everyone at the trial has their eyes like yours are in this picture.